Or a baby threatening me with a knife

Punching a knife might be worse

I wholeheartedly disagree. Not only is it much more effort, it’s a blazing bright sign that a girl that’s not completely nuts is that into me, it’s way more of a turn on.

Got a discount dog from the pound. It had been adopted and the returned.

I was thinking sweet a $31 dog

Nope. 16 years later I still have this nightmare of an animal

Yeah, it’s kinda built in

Hey bro, it’s only a joke, C"mon, why you getting all butthurt about it.

These are their guys?

1. Put a layer of frozen meatballs on the bottom. I use Trader Joe’s party sized balls.
2. Add dry pasta
3. Pour sauce over dry pasta.
4. Fill sauce jar with water and dump that in.
5. Put the lid on set it to go for 8 minutes on high pressure. Wait for it to finish and then release the pressure.
6. Yum yum in the tum tum

For awhile, it was a really special place,

for feeding procrastination.

I’ve got one in a box in my garage

Magnetism is real observable magic

Or comment.

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Good news! Florida is FUCKED!

Why do people still pay attention to this weird beauty contest bullshit? Why is it news? How is it still a thing?

Hopefully your battery holds up https://www.autoevolution.com/news/yikes-the-60000-hyundai-ioniq-5-battery-replacement-saga-continues-226590.html

So at the end of this series she gets a massive head wound. When we see her in the movie her eyes are a foot closer together