I’m salaried so I don’t have a lunch break. I work from home so I basically set my own hours as long as I can be contacted from about 10am to 3pm and go to any meetings I have scheduled.

Hopefully this works out better than the time they made iTunes for Windows

I’ve been to three local grocery chains and all of them have frozen turkey breast, but no turkeys.

I mean, it’s nearly June so I understand why, but I have a hankering for turkey and need to go to an actual butcher shop.

Turkeys

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Once I’ve delivered them as torrents to the people of earth, I’m going out to find a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The first thing I do when I have an FTL ship is flying out about a hundred light years and grabbing these important pieces of culture

Nation-states were a stupid idea to begin with

I think it has more to do with maintaining a manufacturing base for defense than it is about jobs or the economy.

I was a teenager who wanted to be a 1337 haxxor so I found out what warez were, and then wanted to play a bunch of games for free.

aaaaaannnnd… Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The Kinks are better than The Beatles

Yep! All animals are slightly bioluminescent, including people

If Lemmy ever becomes as popular as Reddit, the same thing will happen.

The Eternal September claims every social network eventually

For me it was Tuesday

I think the biggest thing in gaming in the next few years will be Godot giving indie devs the ability to cheaply create games without needing to license an engine.

What’s the B-2’s gaydar cross-section?

They’re boosting their sign up numbers by putting porn behind it. I bet it’s not even that racy, they just know that humans are motivated by something potentially titillating

If being told that your gender is a threat makes you an enemy you were never going to be an ally in the first place.

Fuck I hate my gender. Bunch of goddamn babies.

You know what’s more insulting to me as a man? The fact that one out of every six women will be sexually assaulted.

Being told that women are afraid of men isn’t insulting; it’s reasonable.