What if we just altered zoning laws so they don’t restrict high-density residential buildings?

I think something crazy would have to happen for that to be a possibility. Like, the US President would have to be taking orders from Russia or worse.

Well, they had a good run at 36 seasons anyway.

A bomb squad goes to diffuse it, but a cat just jumps out of the box.

Terrorist: “Wait, then what did I do with the-”

Order from BDS? Are you crazy? It would take forever and probably not make it in one piece. You should try Bombing Express. They have next day air.

Gimme your address so I can send you a bomb detector.

The more expensive ones sell out faster?

Josh, Joshua, Jesus, Iesus, Yeshua, Yehoshua. There’s something there. Good call.

That’s okay. We’re a casual internet forum of strangers. We’re not responsible for that level of Philosophy. I was just curious.

I’m on board for the most part. With the McDonald’s one, I’d like to point out that there are at least three underpaid people involved in the process of receiving, making and delivering the order. The prices went up a lot more than their wages. The people that deserve to go to Heck (or worse) are a lot higher up.

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I hope things work out for you regardless.

He looks good for 80.

Me neither. I dread the day when his idiomatic speech pattern is no longer common knowledge.

Whoa, you beat all kinds off odds there. Congratulations, and thanks for making the world a better place.

The drink being a handle was the problem.

I think that’s the joke.

I can’t really add much to this, but thanks sincerely for the PSA. I hope things got a lot better for you.

That’s horrible. Excellent work.

The ingredients?

King size Snickers FTW.