Plum

Hojicha if I’m fancy, two bags of oversteeped liptons with cream and sugar if I’m not fancy.

I give myself a “Dammit, Steve” from Life Aquatic maybe twice a week. I’m a woman, and my name isn’t Steve.

I’ve also got a lot of mileage out of, “everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption.”

•Don’t be a dick •No means no •An additional elusive third thing. I’m a big fan of the laws of thermodynamics. Maybe those.

He is perfect. What a great little egg man.

I’m almost completely indifferent to sports, but fuck the Yankees.

I have no objections to her writing fan wank. Back in the day, fanfiction.net had to impose a No Real People Fic rule, because it just got too weird and bad. I am also elderly.

Start posting updates for your team. Even if it’s lonely talking to an empty room. Try to post a couple times a week with news or trivia or… old players new restaurants or whatever they do when they retire. We’re so little here that we can’t afford to lurk. Be the content you want to see.

Fanfiction, not politician. I hope there’s no overlap.

The second season was fan service and unnecessary. Sometimes it’s fine to end with one cohesive story and leave the rest to AO3.

I came to reddit from fark, before the digg migration or exodus or whatnot. There was also stumbleupon, and the others are all lost to me.

It’s the rules.

WHEEEK

Free coverage from Ryan Hall Y’all on youtube. He’s livestreaming for the foreseeable future with no ads.

LightningMaps is my favorite real time weather map site.

NOAA’s National Hurricane Center is the gold standard and updates regularly.

Collective noun might be the word you’re looking for. This list is for animals in particular.

Final Frontier. It’s the dark mode of icon choices.

Because racism is learned. It’s the same tired tropes they heard from their parents. Today’s racists are racist against Central American and Caribbean immigrants. Twenty years ago it was the Middle East. In the 1970s it was southeast Asians. Before that were… everybody else. This is America. There’s always some new cultural group to demonize.

Sign up with iNaturalist for plant and animal identification! Citizen science is good for you.

Bring it.

Always.

I like putting half a cut-up banana in mine, then eating the other banana half for dessert.