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Cake day: July 12th, 2023

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  • All those things sleep experts tell you to do in order to fall asleep faster and sleep more soundly? Pee should be at the top in the middle of the list, right before the part where you get ensconced under the covers.

    Edit: if you get up for a crying baby, pee again before you go. It might go back to sleep, but mostly, once you pick it up you’ll not get another chance to pee, maybe for hours.




  • They fit the Starbucks stuporcommuter better.

    Tbh, would you want to be in the airport the day Taylor Swift is flying on a regular flight? First, all the seats would be taken by Swifties. Plus of course just her entourage. Second, all the seats on planes that depart from the same terminal would be taken by Swifties who just want to see her through Security.