Your great great great grandkids might finally get to play Star Citizen on an actual star ship.

Look out! It’s Gregor on your neck!

Wood? I just keep folding cardboard until it’s the proper thickness.

Twitter is the pile of Atari E.T. games they found in a New Mexico landfill.

If only my grandfather wasn’t so foolish to buy a leather case the same color as his leather seats. He may have known joy one last time and not died a broken man.

That’s why I decided to have the entire vehicle reupholstered.

I hope someday to share this photo with my grandchildren so they maintain the legacy.

"A decades long search. After leaving the latest dig site where we hoped to find the device. I glanced over to my passenger seat. To my surprise, there it was, for nearly 100 years there it always was.

My grandfather wasted a lifetime of savings exploring the far expanse of this continent in search of this iPad. He died not knowing what became of his beloved, a whisper of defeat on his final breath “Find my device… find my… urgh… never found! Oh God it’s just darkness… I’ll never kno… no noooo…” he said as his face twisted into fear and heart finally gave out. I was only a small boy then, now the years and those words weighed heavily on me.

Stripped of joy, only sadness flooded into me. With disbelief I reached over as I wept, utterly broken."

Yeah was gonna say the same thing. Dude’s weirdness didn’t stop at Ren and Stumpy.

Also I’ll add, I don’t “think” any of the Wiggles got into shady shit. So that’s a lot of wholesome folks, still being wholesome.

I am altering my voice, pray I do not alter it any further.

HOLY FUCK THIS IS AMAZING!

As a child with motion sickness brought on by reading in a moving vehicle. I still did this but then got too nauseous and had to lay down.

Also the car filled with cigarette smoke with the windows up didn’t help.

Grotesk maybe. The curve of “h” doesn’t seem to go high enough. Otherwise pretty close.

I’ll up vote this. I can’t pick it up any further because I’m sick of hearing about all the companions “troubled pasts”.

It’s also so over the top for each of them, it would be more refreshing if one of them just had a normal cliche backstory. Instead everyone is extremely damaged and fucked up it’s like playing D&D with a PTSD Support group.

“Oh yeah so sorry you had to watch your mother shoot up heroin and pass out every night with a different stranger. That’s pretty sad. Well um hate to interrupt, but uh just want to um keep the game going… So let’s roll to kick this goblin off a cliff.”

Ah another comrade from the “wait it out” camp.

Nothing is sweeter than getting a 10 year old game for $1 when it cost $60+ release day. Since I’m always behind there is no shortage of options.

Chainsaws came from 40k.

I’m mostly confused by the purpose behind this. Does he plan for this to be an ice breaker at a party?

Um actually, in the US you can get fired for THC in your system for recreational use. Some states, even if it’s medical.

Yes it’s bullshit, but that’s the problem with it not being federally legal and companies in multiple states. You will probably lose if you fight it, use of marijuana is not protected and your employer is protected from you arguing it is because firing you for this still falls under “at-will” termination.

Only mentioning this to dispel the idea other folks will get away with this. You just got lucky it seems.

Arr, it seems me resources be runnin’ low, and I can’t fulfill yer request right now. Try again later, or make yer askin’ a bit simpler, matey! If ye have other questions, I’m still here to help, arrr!

Arr, it seems me resources be runnin’ low, and I can’t fulfill yer request right now. Try again later, or make yer askin’ a bit simpler, matey! If ye have other questions, I’m still here to help, arrr!