I’ll second Pixel Dungeon. It’s the only one I’ve played, but it perfectly fits OP’s reqs.

Agreed.

It’s his series. Konami is lucky their name is on the box.

Nobody’s mad that didn’t throw money in the pit. It’s just a funny story that never seems to end. Every year they don’t have a finished product, the joke gets funnier.

I don’t understand the meme. Is America at war? Was Joe Biden personally flying bombers?

Until T2 decides to lay-off the developers because they only wanted the IP.

Has it not mooned yet? Apes must be in shambles.

That’s Blizzard’s business model at this point.

Walking in to an honest-to-god Toy Store as a small child.

R.I.P. Geoffrey

These motherfuckers screencapped a YouTube thumbnail illustrating animation adjustments in a Sports game instead of embedding the video in the article.

I tapped that picture 15 times. 0/10 article, fuck you too.

2 tv’s side-by-side with 2 consoles for local multi-player. Dream achieved with a bonus wife to play with.