If you ask people what they want they’ll tell you ten things they’ve already seen.

I like it when they get real broad with it and picking up a single gun sounds more like clattering multiple guns together.

We’re all Tom on OurSpace.

It’s actually illegal to eat a hot dog that is not a Koegel in Michigan.

Ah, the Fox “News” defense. Unfortunately, a lot of the people who listen to him have long since “gone full fucking stupid”.

That’s a real fucking tease if I can’t also kill and loot his kid.

Fuck that shit, they’re tailoring a product to someone who is not ME. This is the most grievous of sins.