Iron Lynx

Orange? Wait until Dutch football fans hear that. Would make NL during a Euro Cup or World Cup an absolutely ✨ fabulous ✨place xD

Use chapstick

How I get around that: Wait until my girl uses hers, then kiss her.

It’s a bit of a running meme between us.

That’s one way to describe the guy, indeed.

Sometimes the Foul Bachelor Frog was (is?) used for gender-agnostic scenarios. Foul Bachelorette Frog is for specifically female things.

Wouldn’t EA be more Pride? Y’know, Pride & Accomplishment and all that jazz?

Diabel: Alright, looks like everyone’s grouped up. Get plenty of rest tonight, people! We leave at noon!

Player 2: *Groans* Noon?

Player 3: That’s so early!

Diabel: *Sighs* Alright. What about 1 o’clock?

Player 8: 1? Dude, come on!

Diabel: *Groans* God, fine! We leave at the crack of… 2:30, I guess. Lazy butts…

Player 4: Christ, I’m gonna have to set my alarm.

~Sword Art Online Abridged, episode 2

That edit deserves extra kudos

I was in a train replacement coach the other week, and sitting behind me were some guys who were watching YT Shorts or TikTok (Probably the latter) over speakers. I didn’t have my own earphones with me, so I had to hear his shit the whole way through.

If I was any sharper, I would have asked: “What gives you the confidence that any random person nearby appreciates what you’re hearing?”

Oh damn!

It’s time to wake up Green Day!

Confusing… My instance is .world, and I similarly subscribe to communities regardless of instance. So seeing a .ml link had me go 🚨 tankie instance for a second, conveniently failing to notice that A: that post is in .world, but seem from .ml; and B: this post is in .ml.

My bad 😅

Though I would suggest OP to see if they can fix the link to one that changes the specific link based on the visitor’s instance

I once saw a video report on bullshit jobs, where they also interviewed a researcher into how much value is gained or destroyed by various professions.

They said that for every £1 (the researchers worked in the UK) given to marketing executives, that society suffered £11 in lost value.

There’s a city in France - Toulouse, IIRC EDIT: Correction: it is Grenoble - where the mayor ran on a promise that “if you elect me, I’ll remove all the billboards.” Turns out that was really popular, so now that city does not have any billboards.

Especially given that the above link points to lemmy.ml, an instance notorious for harbouring tankies & amplifying pro-authoritarian talking points.

The link is .ml but points to a thread in .world. My bad 😅

#usdefaultism much?

Would work, though I wouldn’t say I’d be too big of a fan of the aesthetic. If on the other hand the contestants would be in chain mail or plate mail, that’d be bloody neat.

As a larp guy, my immediate thought was foam swords. But the armour is a fine idea.

How to admit you’re in an unhappy marriage without saying you’re in an unhappy marriage, much?

Forget horse jousting, I’d like to see bicycle duelling!

Just keep repeating that for like half a dozen times, until interrupting it with:

• “It’s Not Unusual” - Tom Jones

Before repeating What’s New Pussycat again.

“I did not expect the leopards to eat my face!” Said the woman who voted for The Leopards Eating Faces Party