Famous anus

Hella haunches

Never not going to see that from now on.

Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor, when the pub was shut for the night. Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse & stood in the pale moon light. He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor, then back on haunches he sat. And all night long you could hear him roar, "Bring on the goddamn cat!

• Irish poem

Meatbags?

Well, he is known to always one up everybody.

That’s my mate Paul’s friend.

How could you type that?! The internet is such a family friendly place.

Now, back to work, no more swearing or fucking around.

On average, a healthy and well-trained horse can run about 2 to 2.5 miles at full speed without halting. Still, this top-speed sprint isn’t typically sustained unless under racing circumstances. Remarkably, some horses, when prepared for endurance, have demonstrated the capacity to cover distances up to 20-25 miles without stopping, though at a slower pace like a trot or canter.

An average horse can reach a top speed of about 25-30 miles per hour.

No human is running that far or fast in any race. And sure a human ( a small percentage of humans at that) can go farther than 25 miles without stopping, but by the time you catch up to where the horse stopped, it would have had time to eat, drink, rest AND leave before the human got there

If you don’t show to the vote, you forfeit your vote.

Fu@k Orbán.

Like Dolly Parton’s “My Place in History,” locked away in a Dollywood time capsule to celebrate the 31st year of the park opening and her to be 100th birthday.

Now, find the little man in the boat.

Imodium

Moxie