Must be fluid, I guess.

Hide and seek champion.

Duck and cover are for tsunami’s.

Don’t forget to stop, drop and roll.

This is what you’re talking about, right?

Is that how they’re getting around the abortion laws in Texas?

Civil fur-feiture.

Mancow horse

Not many people know what the lost translation of San Diego means. It’s German of course.

Wait, I think they ate it. Bobbitt style.

Of course the blonde is adding it.

You had me at Y.

She renamed her sideguys contact as pizzahut. Totally still getting the tip.

Bro! I need my third yacht. Don’t be selfish.