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Funny, Dr. Dick-Handler, this shit is funny!

This reads as a shitpost, but I’ll advise on the chance it isn’t and you’re in a crazy deadly situation.

Make a show of applying for remote Jobs ASAP, do it tomorrow. Dress up nice for the “E-meetings”, and then hop in discord or something with a friend and have an “Interview” that goes well.

Then, explain to your family that you need to submit documents to HR to complete onboarding. Get ALL your personal documents in hand, and then ride off into the sunset away from them.

This

What if the kiss is just kissing the homies goodnight?

Answer ye, these questions three…

Yeah, what this graph mostly tells you is that things cost more in the US.

Lord I hate those fucking cunts who see two car lengths of space as an invitation. I’m going 85, you’re going 75, don’t suddenly hop in front of me because the clown in front of you is going 70.

Entirely true! Mediocre pizza for cheap is their M.O., and they execute it very well.

“Pizza! Pizza!” is their slogan because they effectively have their pizzas half the price of their competitors. Yeah, quality suffers, but they work with what they got very well, and frankly, not many chains double the price and then have a pizza twice as good as Little Ceasars

Domino’s isn’t very hit or miss depending on which one you go to, most are cardboard, some are good.

Little Ceasars is very consistently mediocre no matter where you go, and mediocre pizza is still pizza at the end of the day.

Advanced cybernetics. From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel.

It’s saddening to see the slow slow progress of cybernetics.

Where in the kentucky-fried fuck do you live where a burger is $30???

The only thing any workingmam needs for any meal is a nice hot pasty.

Give me that and a drink or two, I shall die happy as my forebears before me.

https://ttrpg.network/c/vamp_tm would love this!

Sorry I thought we were supposed to be wholesome here D,:

Yeah, I know the word, just I’ve only ever heard it used by smug assholes with “guess what I almost said” expressions on their faces.

Lugubrious - because it means the opposite of how it sounds!

It’s fun to say, but is defined as sadness, which the word can’t evoke

I don’t understand, why is that your word?

Gormless is one of my favorites too. Shame it’s not used as much as it should be in general.

Yeah, that word means uncle-like, but it’s very much a word for a fun or chill uncle vibe.

Don’t you slander uncledom like that, you unavuncluar tranch!