All my dogs have been mutts that we adopted off the streets as puppies.

Awesome!

I mean I had the same with ex girlfriends too, but friends??

Most of my friends are women but I don’t think they’d ever ask me to do this. But OP is gay so it makes sense knowing that.

Ah oké it all makes sense now haha

I find this incredibly hard to believe

Maybe try and see if they are suffering mentally? Mental illness like depression can slow down brain processes.

Hey I think corpses are sexy

Oh god I’ve been exposed.

Haircut sure, tan tho?? What are you 45? He also needed some different glasses and maybe hit the gym more. I hate how that makes me sound haha

Aww it’s kind of cute

Da fuck? Are you literally advertising for oatly right now?

Where there’s a will there’s a way, you got this. Be tough.

Very unstimulating and dull in my opinion

Being racist to the Gauls I see