Sonicare might be expensive but it leaves my teeth feeling cleaner. It’s like having that perfectly smooth clean feeling after a dentist visit every day. No way I’ll ever go back to manual scrubbing like some sort of troglodyte.

I’m actually talking about guns, and yes, they should be easier to get. The government and the wealthy should concern themselves with improving material conditions to avoid unrest instead of trying to monopolize the capacity for violence.

In California you can only buy torches and pitchforks that are approved by the state. Guess how many inexpensive ones are approved (lol, none). If you want to carry your torch or pitchfork outside of your house it either needs to be locked in a box or you need to buy a permit, which runs about $1200. There’s also a fee for a background check anytime you want to buy torch fuel, and they’re raising it by 500%.

You guys still get commercials?

So you’re telling me that you can just press a few buttons and learn how to make a bomb? How are your landlords and bosses still alive?

I’d like to see a cookie notice that just says “it’s your browser, figure out how to get it to handle cookies however you want. If you accept cookies we’re gonna use them and you can safely assume we’ll use them for anything and everything they might be useful for. European regulators can eat a bag of dicks.”

Sometimes I’m guessing, but my guesses are more informed than yours and I’m only suggesting giving it a try because it will be faster than this argument we’re now having about it.

No one is asking him to drop out because they aren’t afraid he’s going to lose. Simple as that.

Everyone with their panties in a twist right now could have done something about it during the primaries, but apparently protest votes about Israeli atrocities were the priority.

Sure, but we’re in a job interview, right?

Would you please be the boss of me now?

I was a senior project manager at Twitter

I’m sure there are some flippers but it seems inevitable that many people will be disappointed with what they get after buying it on hype without even seeing one in real life

Oh, would I be creating an inconvenience for the guy who feels the need to run his leaf blower every week to push dust around? God forbid

This might do the trick: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.atakmap.app.civ

Closer to kwest-chun

Most isn’t all and that’s the point. You can be concerned about the ethical treatment of animals without going full vegan, you’ll just need to pay more attention and money at the grocery store to support the right products.

TIL the eggs from my backyard chickens might be from a factory farm

Yes, you need to say more. I have absolutely no idea what that is and I don’t want to Google it if it’s really that horrifying.

No one likes being criticized and labeled a monster by an ignorant prick. They way too frequently act like every egg comes from a half zombie chicken that’s kept in a little box and tortured just for fun, or that a cow couldn’t possibly end up in a cheeseburger after living its best life. Factory farming is bad for lots of reasons, but it’s not characteristic of the entire industry.

Maybe they didn’t like the username?