That’s hilarious

Julius Caesar’s memoir of war in Gaul makes use of VIIII, for instance. You’re right that it’s much rarer, but was still used contemporarily and in modern times.

live poetry

Let me tell you a completely unguarded open non-secret: most men will date anything with a pulse, quite literally. I’m not saying you should settle for any scumbag you can find, just that your odds are better than you think.

There’s a significant gap between thinking “she’s cute, I’ll ask if she’s available” and catcalling while trying to molest her.

Because “metronome” means regular measure, not regular metre.

VIIII wasn’t exclusive to clocks, that’s the only long-lasting example we still have access to.

Is Luna, our moon, a planet?

VIIII is a valid way to write 9, though antiquated. If you look at very old clocks, you’ll see they all use this notation.

Just go the Bill Bailey route, brother. Got to have a likeable rocking personality too, though.

More like a stunted double.

Do the world a favour and deepthroat your car, exhaust-first.

“Hurr durr, there’s polution in every nation. A world without polution will never exist”.

“Hurr durr, there’s slavery everywhere (0 BCE), a future without slavery will never exist”.

The future of burgerland, maybe. There’s no space for cars in a civilized world.

Good? No, definitely not.

What do if I can easily consume 1kg of assorted nuts in a single sitting? Almonds in particular are impossible to stop eating. (Which is why I don’t buy them in quantities above 100g).

Meanwhile, Indie games: Yeah, we fixed the wonky balancing with that super niche strategy and we’re working on 3 new DLCs (all free, btw)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

The Elder Scrolls fans: First time?

Did you rightfully call her a brainless worm?

It isn’t.