Not to mention their jokes suck

Shrinking because it’s full of, and ran by commie dumbasses. Nobody likes you guys.

Don’t care, don’t play new games, too expensive. Will wait for 90% off.

Full of commie rats

Well of course it is, it’s a commie shithole, and the internet already has enough of those.

You would be surprised at how good a cassette recorded from a vinyl album could sound.

I will go back to cassettes and 8-track before I give these greedy ass companies any money.

Well now that a bunch of dumbass teems don’t like my phone, guess I’ll get rid of it.

Ok, name a system better than capitalism then