But her mom has got it going on.

One of the Ultima series of games.

I remember when games had swag. I still have a cloth map from one of my games.

Mother Earth.

IMO the original purpose of homework was to keep the children occupied while the adults prepared dinner. That isn’t really needed anymore. Plus studies have shown the benefits of homework are negligible. Stop teaching kids there is no solid work/life balance.

Angry potato.