This is how most Gamer™ outrage is. Lots of sweaty weirdos getting triggered.

These nerds would have called Chess “woke” because the Queen is the most powerful piece.

A bit later in the game, you can kill the ghosts. I think you get their weapon right after.

Same. The intro is long like any Kojima game.

Then I tried it a year later and forced myself past the 5 hour mark.

Then another five hours.

Then 40+ hours later, I realized I do love this game. This really stupidly weird game.

I am so angry that I didn’t just enjoy the heck out of Death Stranding, I freaking love it. Why did I spend 20 hours finding mats to build a highway so I can travel a bit faster?

I read this as “No Pronoun Problems” and was like, dayyum, Two Face got my vote. Hell yeah de-gender those bathrooms in the Two-Face Goon cave.

There was a movie or show where they ripped a hard drive out of a server and then punted it through a gunfight. It slid on floors, rolled around a dozen times, and the hero picks it up and leaves with it.

And it just works.

My job is shopping around for third party customer support vendors. One of their pitches I kept hearing was, “We don’t lie to you about times.”

And then they shared how their competitors were trained on a method of customer service where their goal was to get you to hang up as fast as possible to increase their velocity Metrics. So they would literally lie to you. Thinking it was a joke, I googled and yeah, apparently that was a REAL tactic done for decades.

NFTs. I’m so glad it died so quickly. What a scam.

Can’t wait to see Ubisoft’s first AI only game.

I’m not familiar with UK laws. Is the lease bundled with insurance?

Or separate thing?

Probably because of your usage.

My motorcycle insurance was $200 a year. They asked if it was my primary or just on weekends, and I do wonder if I said primary, id be paying 2-5x as much.

Regular Ford 2015? Nothing fancy at all.

I live in a major city with decent (not excellent, just decent) transportation.

Yokels from small towns talk about how “expensive” it is until I ask them how much they pay for rent and food. And it always surprises them theyre paying the same damn amount thanks to inflation.

You are not kidding!

I got a motorcycle and paid for insurance. When someone stole my bike and police caught the guy and put it in the impound, my scummy ass insurance called me to go see if it’s okay? Like bro, that’s your job.

Then they said if I was willing to sign a contract that the bike was fine without allowing me to see it. I said no.

Finally they gave up and wrote me a check for the cost of the bike.

Apparently my company was sending non-anonymized user data and during a privacy audit by a legal company, they really gave us a threat of being sued up the ass. And we are a MASSIVE company. I can only imagine smaller companies not realizing that.

They’ve been doing it since '95. Only this time, the alternatives are so much better

Them: I make typos for engagement.

Me: I make typos because I don’t spellcheck/grammar check and I’m stupid.

We are not the same.

He should also back them into a corner so they wont be easily distracted and can focus on his words.

Halo 4 was wack.

Halo 5 hasn’t been released on PC yet.

Halo infinite was pretty good, but forgettable.

Replaying the remastered Halo trilogy, yeah… They’ll never recapture that magic.

Apparently if it’s not cross promoting on Mountain Dew or something, people think it’s dead.

This is going to sound weird but I volunteered as a parent on a school field trip. And all the preteens (boys and girls) were talking about CoD.

My tinfoil hat assumption is that they’re continuing to buy their way into social relevance.