Buglefingers

They took away lunch breaks 4 years ago for me :(

A small rock!

I recognized that scene immediately but didn’t know it was called the “cosmic bit flip”

I recently had a moment of panic at work, a person from a different area was in the break room and was the spitting image of my ex. Albeit, a bit taller.

Rusted root is

Oh thank goodness, I just do that with people so we’re good whew

/J

As someone who’s also in the USA, I’ve been called “sweetie” by family members as well as strangers and SOs. Context determines meaning, this comes across as a sarcastic endearment because “I’m (OP) a little upset”

And from what I’ve read of his stuff, that quality is good!

Or that teachers writing on the board were actually writing/drawing stuff and not pantomiming in from of the board

Yeah, I was so blind I didn’t know what my parents faces looked like. I got glasses around 12ish. My mother still enjoys the story that when I first got them put on I exclaimed “wow mom, you’re so pretty!”

Easy answer: No

Though someone can assume another answer it should be followed up by another question, such as: why not? Then you can explain: “Never started” for instance

Though the answer of “don’t make me lie to you” is still a good one and prevents further questions

I see no “it is what it is” on here. This one happens a lot where I am

Q

But it feels like trivial pursuits

I love me some dairy, not lactose intolerant in the least, but I ain’t gon touch cheese. That shit wrecks my gut and tastes more foul than an acidic fart. Turned dairy (cheese, curds, sour cream, yogurt, etc.) just does not work for me for whatever reason.

Humans are basically masochistic orcs confirmed

No no, it was the associated number of beans that were all super long, then just cut into smaller bits so they’d fit in the jar.

7 BEANS LATER

There is an urban legend of the rare 6 bean salad…

I fell asleep accidentally at 5pm yesterday, wokeup to move to the bed and slept until work time at 4:15am