I one heard ast describe Linux’s code quality as ‘marginal’ (presumably speaking of the kernel)

Of course, it was ast talking at BSDCan but still, harsh words from a master.

wastefuk

If that was a typo, let it retroactively not be. Wastefuk is a great word, especially how you used it, which I read as adjectivizing ‘the habits of a Wastefuk.’

Don’t be a wastefuk, everyone. Make your coffee at home. But not with k cups.

And then Bibi said he disrespected the memory of 6 million Jews.

No, Bibi. You did that. You’ve been doing it for years. May God judge you. After you die in a cell.

Is it a line from Yee’s latest tune?

I used to be able to do that. This post is making me feel old.

Sleep apnea, bad shoulders, bad back. I’m all about the rotisserie!

Sir, you are drunk. You should not be walking home. You should be driving home within the safety and comfort of your automobile. Hold on, sir! Relax with a shot of whiskey before you get behind that wheel!

You look weak. I recommend you drink some 36% cream. It will give you energy and you won’t need that exercise nonsense.

I’m about the chocolate rain

How far have you sent your vertical mouse flying off the desk?

I know you’ve done it. Right after you typed that thing and went to click that button.

Life is hard for vertical mice.

Ya know what word has lost all meaning? “Antisemetic.” Last I heard it wasn’t defined as “anything the current government of Israel disagrees with.” But the current government sure wants it to be defined that way. I wonder how those who have actually faced antisemetism feel about it.

Well it certainly isn’t what Israel wanted, which was for the ICJ to throw out the case and say “what, the Jews are doing genocide? Don’t be silly!”

But they didn’t say that which of course means they have an antisemetic bias.

Because of all these brain damaged fuckwits tying their cultural identity to a corrupt government.

Must be hell on the property values, what with people constantly summoning eldritch horrors and gibbering monstrosities, then driving off to take their Labradoodle or Hellbeast to the park.

Piers Morgan blocked me on Xitter, back when I had an account there. It was the highlight of my brief time on that platform.

Don’t worry, this doesn’t mean you aren’t weird.

Scooby and The Gang cornered the wicked Rishi Sunak. “Let’s see who this really is!” Said Fred as he ripped Rishi’s mask off.

“I-it was BoJo all along!” Stammered Shaggy.

“Rother-rucking rithead rories!” Shouted Scoob as he pounced on BoJo and tore out his throat in a single, efficient motion.

My parents’ is called Hair Brain (they have pets)

Did you fabricate that CPU? Did you write that compiler? You gotta trust someone at some point. You can either trust someone because you give them money and it’s theoretically not in their interest to screw you (lol) or because they make an effort to be transparent and others (maybe you, maybe not) can verify their claims about what the software is.