But if your drinks aren’t chewy are you truly living?

I second this and congrats. I’m 2 years sober and it definitely became a lot easier around the 6 month mark for me. You’re crushing it.

Well put. I’ve been twice, 25 years ago and 8 years ago. Some aspects are really cool. Burners can also be insufferable, especially when they make it their entire identity IMO. I will never go back either. Also too old for that shit.

This sentiment is why I fully believe at least 50% of you shouldn’t be allowed to operate a motor vehicle.

Which is more dangerous, backing into a parking spot, or backing into traffic?

For the love of God, if you drive a vehicle, figure it out.

The best cheating I ever saw in highschool/university was:

1. written on the brim of a hat sitting on the table. Guy would “fiddle” with it while “thinking hard”.

2. guy peeled off a water bottle label, wrote on it, and stuck it back. You could read the notes through the bottle, but they were faint enough it wasn’t too obvious waking by.

I feel like I read that it’s widely accepted that he did in fact exist - the magical powers and whole incarnation of the creator part is where the doubt is cast.

Give it 5-10 years and this will be fashionable again.