Need to keep feeding bodies to that war machine.

Probably because it’s hot garbage and people can play call of duty instead.

Was the other person hanging upside down in a red and blue spandex costume?

I’m picturing a pack of elementary aged kids armed with crowbars derailing a full on Amtrak train.

I’m tragically white so I’ve never sunbathed, but I very rarely need sunscreen on my legs at all.

First one is pretty decent from what I remember. Didn’t even know it got a sequel.

I like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk.

This one bums me out because Chad Smith is a great drummer and seems like such a a good dude.

Womp womp.

Garbage developer, glad it’s failing.

Calling it person milk is technically correct but boy oh boy does it make me uncomfortable.

And this misadventure takes place on arrakis?

Surprised there’s any rope left for them to burn.

Isn’t that from the fugitive?

On top of that they had to dumb down the graphics to make it run on console.

Counterpoint: the run back to blue smelter demon and the run back to sir alonne.

As someone currently slogging through dark souls 2, that second paragraph is giving me PTSD.

Grifting his cult, as is tradition.

Same thing.

There are several alternatives out there but ebay dominates the market share so much they don’t seem to do well. And it seems like setting up a competitor would be hilariously expensive and probably would end up just as terrible.