Imagine dressing every day in green clothes covered in microchips and LCDs and li-ion batteries

It’s not that incredible, considering we can get cysts full of teeth and hair inside the body

Whenever I eat spicy food my tongue stops working and all I can taste is bitter and pain

But if I don’t have a truck the size of a locomotive how will people know that I absolutely do not have a micropenis?

In that case, never check out the rest of the Soulsborne series

fat body

tail

That’s a mouse

I got 150 upvotes on a post, that’s when you start feeling godly