Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I’m in love
That I’m sent from above
I’m not that innocent
Do you shave your pubs so it looks like Hitler’s stache?
You must have seen my OnlyFans
I thought this was the name of an isekai for a second
Did you fly to Germany and travel back in time there or did you travel back in time in US and travel to Germany in 1930?
I traveled half way to Germany, then traveled to 1930, then traveled the rest of the way to Germany.
Sometimes micro-dosing is just straight up trippin’ balls.
I tried my best to save the world but I was kidnapped through time.
hate it when it happens
Any threesomes with Eva Braun?
Oh yeah. And the dog too.
that must’ve been pawsome
Does he like to cuddle after?
Yes. He resists at first but then I squeeze him tight and he submits and starts to pur.
Why did you call your son Spez? Did Adolf recommend this name?
I named my son Spez so that when I abuse him I know that a Spez is suffering.
