Why is there a mother-daughter thing in the first place?
“Help me stepbrotherboard, my circuits are stuck under the chassi.”
I can see your debug port.
Ouch, that’s my exhaust vent
Wait until you run into stepmother boards.
There’s two types. The first are the evil stepmother boards that make you do all the hard work.
The other is the good stepmother board that gives you handjobs or takes your virginity
The sonboard:
And here we see the family together:
Noooo, boats cars and computers are girls and therefore have girl parts.
The observant will have noticed one of these early uses of mother-board are in conjunction with baby-board, and not today’s common daughterboard. A mother-baby relationship seems more appropriate in this context than mother-daughter.
If 1 motherboard can make 1 babyboard in 9 months, can 3 motherboards make 1 babyboard in 3 months?
No. When you see 2 or 3 motherboards together, the are probably doing rasbian stuff.
wait till you hear about white and black boards.
Or master and slave boards…
There’s also bread- and waterboards
They are both very similar. Breadboarding is making a circuit on a breadboard while waterboarding is making a circuit on someone’s nipples whit a car battery while you’re pouring water over their face.
Does the nipple thing cost extra?
Only if you enjoy it
No.
