I’ve got wallet and lighter front eight, phone and cigs front left, and keys on a carabiner tucked into back right. Back left is basically always empty.

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    Fucking, uh, keys and a wad of cash. Oh and phone i guess. I kinda stuff them wherever depending on what i’m wearing, i don’t have that many pockets so i don’t fumble for them that much. This one pair of jeans has a hole in the pocket, i don’t remember which one, but basically can’t put coins in that. Um. Yeah

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      Uh, username doesn’t check out?? I suppose you could have thawed long ago and had time to adjust to modern life and aquire many pants

      Jk I love how you can write like you’ve been put on the spot and need to answer quickly

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        Man i’ve have dozens of usernames spanning 15 years but i ALWAYS get comments about my username being funny lmao

        Yeah, the key is to add “umm” and “uhh” here and there. Makes it conversational