• originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
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    10 months ago

    o0o i know… vampire falls into ocean where its saved, and subsequently raped by a dolphin. this turns the dolphin into a vampire where they both die the next morning when the sun rises and theres no shade anywhere. the end.

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        10 months ago

        o0o0 alt ending!

        :: vampire and vampire dolphin dont die, because now they dont need to breathe, they can swim to the bottom of the ocean and live happily ever after in the depths!

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          10 months ago

          What’s the aquatic equivalent of a bat? Maybe vampire dolphin could transform into a school of smaller fish at will to squeeze through tight spaces or evade threats.

          Vampire hunters could show up with cross-shaped wooden harpoons, holy water depth charges, garlic oil hoses and all kinds of other nautical twists on the usual weapons.