What outside wing thing? How to dinner time? How to exit tub (sphynx)? 4am zoomies land speed record? How to second dinner time? How to outside?

Post what you think your cat’s search history would be!

  • lady_maria@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    3 months ago

    Cake:

    1. why mom no let me lay on lap ALL time???
    2. how to friend tuxedo one
    3. why not pay all attention to Cake
    4. how to cuddle tuxedo one
    5. how more churu

    MC Hammer:

    1. how to dinner time?
    2. why tiny gray one still here
    3. why I see bottom of food bowl???
    4. how get tiny gray one to go away
    5. how more churu
  • over_clox@lemmy.world
    2·
    3 months ago

    How to knock on door to go inside?

    He solved it himself, we had a latch hasp lock on our door and he wouldn’t bother meowing, he’d just bat at the hanging lock as a door knocker.

  • weariedfae@lemmy.world
    1·
    3 months ago

    Just searches/purchases of cat food. Especially the food she loves but to which she’s allergic.

    The other one would be searching for wildlife and bird videos all the time.

    • rescue_toaster@lemm.ee
      1·
      3 months ago

      How get foodgiver pet me?

      How get foodgiver not pet me?

      How to best stare at foodgiver to give me better food?

      Why does foodgiver sleep when its playtime?

  • baconsanga@lemmy.world
    1·
    3 months ago
    1. Why that dog have to bark?
    2. Why dog so pathetic?
    3. How to stop guests visiting?
    4. Why shower floor water so good?
    5. Top ten flavours of biscuit
    6. Is butter safe to eat?
    7. How to stop human from working on computer?
    8. Poop not buried enough?
    9. Why cant I be inside and outside at same time?
    10. Mep.
  • Lvxferre@mander.xyz
    1·
    3 months ago

    Siegfrieda:

    • how open yoghurtcup
    • how get inside blanket
    • how open watertap
    • why toiletpaper fun
    • best tricks to play against human
    • why are humans selfheating
    • wats inside kitchencabinet
    • how to friend a kika

    Kika:

    • how to tell unknown humans to not touch me with their filthy and disgusting paws
    • do humans transmit diseases or are they just disgusting
    • how to train humans to run towards you and pet you
    • why do humans call me tsundere
    • how to murder a ziguifrida [Siegfrieda]
    • where to get shredded chicken breast