For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
That feels like the “you know we’re tired because of all the tryptophan in the turkey” debate.
Are you sure?
You sure it’s not because you just ate 4 lbs of food in the middle of an afternoon on a day off?