For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
You’ve been Affected by something, not Effected, you enimal.
Nooo, my brain turned enimal into a pokemon
I was effected by my parents