• GreatRam@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I have 0 skill in this lol. Idk how it just comes to people to use their hands when saying stuff

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    2 months ago

    I’m guessing this is why so many pictures of political leaders feature them with their hands up or out in some way

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    2 months ago

    Convicted felon Donald Trump, accordion-hands into the chat.

    This is what I’m all about you see? The Dems don’t know this, and of course, if you ask the experts - which, by the way, they agree with me - they says, “Why do we talk with our hands? Isn’t that just some kind of myth that people do that?” And to that I said, “Well, it’s what I’m all about. And that’s why they pay me the big bucks, and what I call use you your brain big for.” And they responded with, “Mr. Trump, I have no idea what you just said, are you okay?” And I laughed and then grabbed them by the pussy. This is why I have my hands, and why I play Air Accordion with them. My hands are the greatest, best accordions there ever have been - ever. I mean that, really I do. Those without the skill, I think they called it Chironomics, or whatever, I don’t know how to say it, I only know the experts that say that do it that way. And I’m known to have a — gestures vaguely at head with accordion-like hand gestures —- you know what. And that’s what we need to do. We need to, and all of us do, we have to Joe the Biden out, and only one thing can be done for us to do that. Crooked Jeff, he’s a sucker. Such a shame. Tragic, really. But I tell you, just like I’ll tell them now, we need to vote them out. I’ll be a Director for a Day - no joke, we have to vermin. That’s what for it be. And all it takes is for you to vote for me on Nintendo 5th. Let’s show up, let’s show in, and let’s fat cats the bring to! Make America Great Again - and I mean it. Because no one, and no one really know more about Chiron hands than I do. Chiron is a Greek god, best there ever was. But really, he was just a Horse - half man, half bull, and no bullshit. And that’s the truth.”