asteriskeverything@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 months agoA faked orgasm is just another kind of participation trophymessage-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1159arrow-down110
arrow-up1149arrow-down1message-squareA faked orgasm is just another kind of participation trophyasteriskeverything@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·4 months agoI tried faking an orgasm once. It didn’t work. I’m a guy, and she instantly called my bluff.
minus-squareasteriskeverything@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·4 months agoYou forgot to flex your kegals
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months agoActually I think it was the poor acting, and the fact that I still had an erection.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agohttps://i.ytimg.com/vi/CByV6BBnT3I/hqdefault.jpg
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoOh, he’s not sneezing in that picture
minus-squareTexasDrunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoI’ve done it successfully. Well, at least I wasn’t questioned. It happened when I was too drunk to “finish” back when I was an even worse drunk than I am now. She seemed to have a good time as well so I consider it a win either way.
I tried faking an orgasm once. It didn’t work. I’m a guy, and she instantly called my bluff.
You forgot to flex your kegals
Actually I think it was the poor acting, and the fact that I still had an erection.
“Make the face, make the noise”
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CByV6BBnT3I/hqdefault.jpg
Bless you, Matt Barry
Oh, he’s not sneezing in that picture
Something’s sneezing. 😉
I’ve done it successfully. Well, at least I wasn’t questioned. It happened when I was too drunk to “finish” back when I was an even worse drunk than I am now. She seemed to have a good time as well so I consider it a win either way.