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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Are you male or female? Males, yeah, that’s how we high five. Females I go waaaaaay lighter on. Like a fist bump with your palm. The same way you’d high five a kid basically.

    • Null User Object@programming.dev
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      5 months ago

      Males, yeah, that’s how we high five.

      No, we don’t.

      Females I go waaaaaay lighter on. Like a fist bump with your palm.

      And the intended recipients are all psychic and can tell that your delivery will be different than every other drunk high-fiver they’ve previously encountered. Right?

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      5 months ago

      Dude everyone hates your high fives. Everyone. Penis or no. You over aggressive high fivin’ fool. (I mean this mostly in jest, if it stings for 30min you’re a wuss)