This could actually be very useful. For example if your controller is completely covered in some sort of industrial lubricant that tape won’t stick to, then you can pay this guy and he’ll have to clean it so he can tape it. Now you have a clean controllet
Could also be useful because he claims to tape all your controllers. So if you’ve lost some, call up this guy and he’ll locate every controller in your house to bring them all together in a taped mass.
This could actually be very useful. For example if your controller is completely covered in some sort of industrial lubricant that tape won’t stick to, then you can pay this guy and he’ll have to clean it so he can tape it. Now you have a clean controllet
Could also be useful because he claims to tape all your controllers. So if you’ve lost some, call up this guy and he’ll locate every controller in your house to bring them all together in a taped mass.
Or if they’re distributed around the continent and you want them all together. Cheap multi-origin shipping, hell yeah.
We’ll bring down Amazon! The hero we all need
Glue a controller to each dragonball and call this guy when you need a new wish.
what did you do to the controllers
Industry
You can’t stand in the way of progress!
he uses dollar store electrical tape that leaves even more gunk behind than what you started with.