• EnderMB@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    This has all the makings of a hit movie. It’s basically Death Note, but OP has to nut to seal the deal.

    • Thranduil@lemmy.world
      01·
      11 months ago

      Its lore accurate. Like when he killed first borns because he forced the pharaoh to reject moses

      • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
        01·
        11 months ago

        I guess there was also that one time he said to put all the Amalekite women, children, babies, and animals to death, and then got pissy when Saul didn’t do genocide fast enough

  • Shard@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    You forgot to say Astaghfirullah before each session.

    It works the same way as no homo.