I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:
- never lie.
- never tell the whole truth.
- never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
… And part of a Karen’s dna is getting upset when other people treat Karen’s like other people want to be treated. With respect and stuff
Side note I hope my girlfriend, who’s name is Karen, is well. (we went to highschool together but never dated till we graduated)
If the real Karen is out there I hope you have had a wonderful life! You were never a Karen when i knew you Karen!