I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:
- never lie.
- never tell the whole truth.
- never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
Logically, When followed it would not lead to racists.
So many fuck faces go, “People should just leave everybody alone!” And then go protest against LGBTQ existing.