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Biblically accurate snow angels.
Carry my cat around all day without having to put her down to do anything. We’d both be so happy.
now i can super masturbate
Seriously. Four hands is enough to hold your cock, balls, phone and a tissue!
I can finally take on General Kenobi.
I can now finally solder things easier.
Drink my coffee while gaming.
Use Push to Talk a lot more while gaming.
Hold the ladder, brace, and hold a nail and hammer all at the same time.
Ooh, I like that last one
Dang, now I really want an extra pair of arms.
Anyone up to date with prosthetic limb technology?
Think maybe I can glue em to my ribs or something?
jerk off 4 dicks at once obviously
Feel strangely aroused, not sure why.
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Four at once. Four tacos at one time. Four tacos running a train on my face hole until my face is covered in sauce that drips down my chin from my greedy taco loving lips.
I use one of the extra arms to hit the enter key at work. This brings me much joy.
Seriously, one of my biggest frustrations is the tiny inefficiency caused by needing to use a mouse and keyboard at the same time. I can navigate most of it with just the left hand side of the keyboard except for hitting enter at the end of forms. Moving my hand off my mouse or from the left hand side of the keyboard to the right in this rapid, heavily repeated process is uncomfortable.
Now I’ve written all that I’ve realised I should just bind it to something on the left hand side of the keyboard or the mouse though. Oh well, I’ll put it on the to do for Monday lmao
Also being able to type with both hands, hold the old school corded phones we still have, and use the mouse or write with a pen at the same time would rule.
Get a mouse with extra buttons and map one to enter
Big stuffedworking “Enter” key
You can place it under a foot
It takes a bit of re-learning, but with the right window manager, you can get really fast without ever touching a mouse except when you switch to mouse-centric tasks like design programs or some games.
Nah, mouse isn’t used for switching windows.
I could be so much more efficient on a computer. One hand for the mouse, two hands in the standard typing position, and one hand on an external numpad. It would eliminate the need to ever move my hands. I want 4 hands now :(.
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Omg, I can finally use my cane and carry more than one f*n thing at a time! Or - on a rough day - use my walker and carry my coffee without fear of a tiny bump into something spilling coffee everywhere! It’s the little things like that that I miss
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We’re giving out extra arms, but spine repair is off the table.
I got greedy! 😅
Try a lid?
I appreciate your suggestion, and because you did nothing wrong, I’ve deleted each snarky reply that came out by reflex.
If you have a brand that doesn’t leak, slosh, make my coffee taste like ass, or cost a shit ton of money, I’d take that suggestion far more seriously than
Try a lid?
Because, duh.
Just use a thermos.
I can try a different kind of thermos again, why not.
Thank you, kind internet stranger.
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ETA: That came out snarkier than I had intended. This is a problem that can be solved by buying new shit and risking it not working too. I’m just an idiot and an asshole. Sorry.
I have that one. It works decently. No handle but it’s not hard to grip on the outside. You can put it in a bag without spilling coffee.
If it closes well enough that it can go in a bag or pocket, the handle doesn’t matter as much. Thanks - since I don’t go to many stores and I block as many ads as possible, I may have never known it existed.
ETA: I appreciate the suggestion and link. Something for me to look into, since I kinda do deserve nice things.
It probably falls into the “costs a shit ton” but some people recommend the fellow carter mug. I’ve never tried it myself, but apparently ceramic-coated insides are best for not affecting the taste of coffee. I think I also saw some kind of ceramic-coated travel mug at Starbucks too? Can’t speak for how spill-proof either of those things are though
Yeah, I have one from Starbucks - it was a gift, and I don’t know if they are all like this one - but the lid has a tendency to slosh and seep. At least it doesn’t affect the flavor, tho! If I would just take half a cup, it would probably work - but then I have to go back more often.
I have a tendency to overlook the “shishi” brands (that cost more so you can have their logo? But what the hell, I don’t even want a logo!) (Lol - conspicuous consumption kinda irks me) and don’t have a ton to spend on expensive mugs one after another… but I guess I deserve nice things that let me live “normally,” so maybe I should spend a shit ton on a single mug finally.
Anyway, thank you! Ceramic insides seem to be on my list of must-haves.
First thing, I’m gonna do that Goro thing where he holds a guy up with two arms and pummels them with the other two
Maybe I can finally do 1 full pull-up.
