This classification system is deeply flawed but one of the most obvious ways is failing to recognize that quiche is an arbitrarily over specific example of what its category should ACTUALLY be called, which is obviously PIE.
PIZZA IS PIE TOO. The crust puffing up elevated at the edges contains the ingredients within.
And in this case, a stuffed crust pizza is indeed a PIE SURROUNDED BY A CALZONE.
Alternatively surrounded by a burrito.
Wouldn’t stuffed crust be toast surrounded by sushi?
the stuffed crust is prepared as a calzone but becomes sushi once the pizza is sliced.
if you’re looking at the whole pizza pie, the crust doesn’t have open sides so it’s a calzone. if you’re looking at a single slice, it’s sushi.
then again, this is a a loop-shaped calzone… topologically, a torus. the chart doesn’t even have an entry for that, but i’m ok with provisionally classifying it as a calzone
I feel like the chart needs a torus entry like some kind of filled doughnut, but I also think a rolled, filled torus is closer to a sushi roll than a calzone. I think everyone is just settling on calzone because we are talking about pizza and ignoring the structure and shape which is what this is about. How does a torus fit into the cube rule anyway? You can only consider it as the base structure which is a tube, ie sushi.
Til cutting a pizza turns bread into fish
What’s your opinion on thin-crust pizza? Is it toast? I feel like it’s toast.
you know what, yeah actually, i think i agree with that too!
This was my exact assessment. I like how u think
Your comment makes me think that we’re missing (at least) one of configurations on the diagram, the one where two bases are perpendicular to each other. A slice of pizza will have that configuration, but I am too culinary-challenged to imagine anything else by that shape to name it after 🤔
I just questioned this elsewhere and am in full agreement. Should be a pie.
which is obviously
PIEtart.psh, YOU’RE a tart. :p
Since bread cannot be attached to language in any orientable way, you are right: It ain’t a sandwich, it’s a salad!
I would find it a tad odd to refer to a hotdog as simply a sandwich, because we have a more precise and common word for it, but I would understand nonetheless.
Not just because of this debate, but also because when you use the ingredients separately you get weiner sandwiches and hot dog bun sandwiches.
It would be odd to call champagne wine, but still understandable. Same for calling a lava lamp an incandescent light. Actually, this would probably work for lots of genericized tradmarks, like jello, bandaid, dumpster, zamboni, kleenex, zipper, velcro, and so on.
Well, in the case when a table is empty except for the
hotdogsandwich in question, I would maybe understand. But I imagine myself to be quite dumbfounded with such a namingAt this point, it’s pretty hard to find a natural opinion on hotdogs as sandwiches sunce everyone has heard of the great sandwich debate, but I don’t think it’s a big leap. I think calling a hamburger a sandwich is about as weird, for example.
A Big Mac is a cake.
any burger with more than one pattie is a meat cake. There are meat based pies, so of course there can be meat based cakes too.
Or a club
I came in here to say this
Welcome to topology where your mug is a toroid and the orientation matters a lot.
A single slice of stuffed crust would be a sushi attached to a toast. The ends are open once you cut it into a slice. A FULL stuffed crust would be a calzone and a toast.
Pizza being toast is acceptable to me
An enchilada is sushi?
Yeah that topology is probably better described as burrito
Burritos are closed on the ends, my Mexican food-challenged amigo.
Sometimes only one end, making them a quiche.
Lasagna is cake?
Always has been.
A burrito is a sushi
Not necessarily. A burrito can have one or both ends closed off. So it can also be a quiche or a calzone.
Does a burrito start as a calzone turn into quiche then finish life as a taco?
The air all around me is salad!! Ahhhhh
I guess the air is a mixed salad of gas molecules…
Big Macs are cakes.
Meat cakes?
A slice of pizza is, indeed, a toast! With a lot of stuff on top.
The crust makes it a pie!!
The hardened browned crumb of a toast is, essentially, a small crust! That’s how pies get it too!
PIE IS A TOAST!!!
Noooooo!
According to this diagram it makes it a quiche. The definition should be a tart, a quiche is a savoury custard tart.
That would make the pizza a tart.
A pie would be a calzone according to this diagram.
Is a pie a type of quiche or did the OP choose too narrowly? Is a quiche a type of pie? Should they be reversed?
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It’s a vegetable
A Big Mac is a cake?
Near enough
It’s a club sandwich
Goddammit. Quit leaving the croutons off my salad. I want to see some floating blue specks in there.
Wouldn’t a slice of stuffed crust pizza be sushi attached to toast as the slicing opens up the ends?
Stuffed crust is actually sushi tho.
I guess the question is whether or not the exposed sides are integral to sushi or not, and I think they are. It’s like the ‘how many holes does a straw have’ all over again Edit: nevermind they said slice. So yes, definitely sushi. Although the jury is still out on a full stuffed crust pizza, or a jelly filled donut for that matter.
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