Should have matched the meme buttons with the pic buttons.
Answer “yes” and a trap door is activated and you are sent directly to Guantanamo Bay for further processing by “Big Bob” and his cock meat sandwich.
“are you a terrorist? if you are you have to tell us, it’s the law”
“shit I don’t remember this part in training”
What it is an extra charge so even if you fail utterly at being a terrorist and the fbi fucks up, they can get you for something, lying on an official form
immigrant here, had to sign many a form saying I wasn’t a terrorist or a communist. Freest country in the world.
What happens if one doas say yes?
Realistically, probably the same thing as what happens at self-checkout lines with idiotic anti-theft checks:
A beacon above the kiosk turns on, an attendant walks over and, without a word, flashes a badge at the machine to override the system lockout as they roll their eyes: this is only the hundredth time today someone accidentally pressed the wrong button, because what kind of terrorist would voluntarily press “yes”.