Here’s a better one for ya. If the worst thing you unknowingly put in your mouth, chew, and swallow is a little cat butt. Then, you should consider yourself lucky.
I did pest control for several years. We always said that cats are the worst pest in the house. They stomp around in a box of their own feces and urine. Then they track that all over your counter tops and furniture. They sit on you counters and furniture with a bare butthole.
I mean let’s face it. If you have a cat you’ve more than like put something in your mouth that touched their b-hole even if indirectly.
At least it had the decency too stay on it. Could have sit on it for a minute, walk away and then watch you eat it.
You’re going to give me a fear of leaving food unwatched…
Here’s a better one for ya. If the worst thing you unknowingly put in your mouth, chew, and swallow is a little cat butt. Then, you should consider yourself lucky.
I did pest control for several years. We always said that cats are the worst pest in the house. They stomp around in a box of their own feces and urine. Then they track that all over your counter tops and furniture. They sit on you counters and furniture with a bare butthole.
I mean let’s face it. If you have a cat you’ve more than like put something in your mouth that touched their b-hole even if indirectly.
Cats are dicks…