Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-29 months agoSomething's fishy about religion...startrek.websiteimagemessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1520arrow-down15
arrow-up1515arrow-down1imageSomething's fishy about religion...startrek.websiteUrethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-29 months agomessage-square27fedilink
minus-squareRubanski@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·9 months agoSo God can’t look through pasta dough? So you could theoretically make a “sin den” with pasta wallpaper and be safe from God’s wrath?
minus-squareUrethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-29 months agoIf one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn’t you eat the walls? EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.
minus-squareComfortableRaspberry@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoYou have to hide yourself between vegetables and breadcrumbs as well, but then it should work I guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯
minus-squarePeterPoopshit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-29 months agoThe bible says it’s legal to smoke crack if you do it in a room made out of pasta because if God doesn’t see it, it didn’t happen. I didn’t read the bible or anything but neither do most religious people so same difference.
So God can’t look through pasta dough? So you could theoretically make a “sin den” with pasta wallpaper and be safe from God’s wrath?
If one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn’t you eat the walls?
EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.
You have to hide yourself between vegetables and breadcrumbs as well, but then it should work I guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯
The bible says it’s legal to smoke crack if you do it in a room made out of pasta because if God doesn’t see it, it didn’t happen. I didn’t read the bible or anything but neither do most religious people so same difference.