How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?
At least 2 meters.
What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?
I would guess 200,000.
Average Health Insurance CEO
What celebritiey or celebrities are your least favorite?
I dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she’s kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.
What is a fruit juice that makes a good resorty-umbrella-type drink?
Cranberry.
I threw up a little in my mouth.
Who had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?
Hitler.
You awful, awful person.
How many mouse sized horses do you think you can take in a fight with no weapons in an open field? Also what weapon would let you double that number?
I would say about 40. A shovel would help.
Which would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?
Playing with a cat.
You’re so reasonable!
Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?
Probably sudan or one of those countries.
Would you shoot a puppy, if so why?
Yeah! I think they’re cute.
I’ve never been good at these. How many babies do you think should be thrown into mount Etna each hour as a sacrifice to appease the Volcano God?
At least 3.
Promote this guy to O-5 council immediately.
Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?
ಠ_ಠ
These secondary reaction comments are my favorite; this one got me laughing good
Yes.
Brutal
If you had to choose a utensil to wipe your butt with (no toilet paper) which would you choose?
With a spoon. sometimes a fork.
Wow, I don’t even need to change that one. FORK??
If there’s no spoon?
Well, if it’s out of necessity sure, I would use a knife if need be. But choosing to use a fork sounds crazy
What’s your favourite pizza topping?
Also garry the snail.
I wonder what’s worse :(
Spongebob.
What was your favorite way to convince people to vote for Donald J Trump in the recent US election?
Interrupting people extremely often.
I’m going to be honest, this seemed to have worked.
I also considered “how do you prefer to talk about Linux?”
That isn’t as effective.
Do you like kittens?
YES! love them.
