Due to a pituitary issue when I was younger I have maybe a bizarre world record of the smallest feet and hands on a fully grown man. My feet and hands are normal looking but very small. They were tiny as a baby and just never grew that big. Thought you all would find it interesting - I know it makes for good chat at parties!
That’s a fairly standard girth, how about length?
“about a foot”
A size 3 foot
That’s the joke I was going for - didn’t seem to land, unfortunately.
They asked about length, not what it smelled like.