I know this is stupid, but I’d argue any accident while drunk is premeditated murder. You knowingly got drunk. You knowingly got behind the wheel of a ton of metal and aimed it at someone. Maybe the person wasn’t chosen specifically, but your other actions are those of someone aiming to kill and preparing to do so in advance. You should be put away for the rest of your life.

And driving under the influence is attempted murder. Who gives a shit if you didn’t manage to hit anyone? You still tried to kill them, you cunt.