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I swear they have the ability to make themselves heavier when they don’t want to be moved.
Or maybe they have the ability to make you weaker
And lighter when they jump up on something without making a sound. Cats are made of Element Zero
Like moving a puddle of lead.
Cats are liquid
Unless when you try to push them off of something. Then they turn massive and solid. Cats have non-newtonian properties.
Maybe this is why Evil Overlords have cats? So that even if the hero manages to best the human, they won’t be able to get to the Abort Nukes button before T - 00:00 because the cat is hunched on top.
Inconvenient cat will rip your flesh
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