I’ll take two burgers, two fries and one big coke.
No wait, cancel one fries and add another big coke.
No wait…
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
The large soda is always a Diet Coke. Working in fast food, I learned the “add mayo, add bacon, extra cheese, no lettuce, no tomato” crowd always complements their order with a huge diet cola.
Kill them all.
Start with… that one
Samantha knew what she had to do, when her new Ring doorbell began to send her the MKUltra activation code.
Ding-dong! It’s the Americans. Open the country; stop having it be closed.
Open the Subaru doors HAL.
I’m sorry, Karen. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
5G corona virus mind control
I can’t let you do that, Karen.
Ma’am this isn’t a Wendy’s it’s apartment 402a stop buzzing me are you on drugs or something it’s 2am.
Baconator. BACONATOR!
Press button to talk to train drive. Penalty fine for improper use.
Would you like an EXTRA BIG ASS TACO???
“Took me like an hour doing the shading on the upper lip.”
“Groan…”
woman with vaccine microchip coming in for a software update
You have become a mod of r/Conservatives
The ship has been getting around since breaking up with never bender
When you’re blasted on LSD, THC, MDMA, and Benadryl, the fire alarm SLAPS!