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Corporate only doesn’t want the raccoons trained because then they might have to pay them.
But the boxes were taken to the dumpster, yes? With time saved, even? Someone in a managerial position would rather hire, train, and pay a devoted garbage person instead of three adorably unpaid raccoons?
I see no problems
Until the raccoons unionize and demand healthcare coverage instead of just table scraps.
Train another raccoon to bust unions
Impossible, raccoon class consciousness is too strong.
Raccoons aren’t a protected class and I will continue to exploit their lack of rights u til such time as they garner enough support to be represented in the government and change the laws.
