So much money spent on these machines when they could just hire an on-site hooker
Too embarrassed to crank one at the hospital, but not too embarrassed to have a machine suck you off while you stand at the row of machines with all the other donors. Urinal etiquette does apply, btw! Don’t be That Guy who goes straight for the middle BJ Bot!
I’d hope they’d at least be in stalls so that I can only see the feet of the dudes getting sucked off on either side of me.
If they configure them face to face, they could probably build one machine that jerks off two donors at the same time, on the upstroke and downstroke.
Mechanical docking machine
We’ll you can hold hands with buddy on next machine. Helps to make itess stressful
Why is it so small though
Asians made it?
What if I need prostate stimulation?
Then just cum into the jar during a prostate exam like everyone else, unless you’re too good for that 🙄
Ask buddy to help
HAL 9000: “Best I can do is slap your testicles, Dave.”
Keeping these things sanitary must be a nightmare
if we had these i would donate twice a day.
I’m sorry Dave, I can’t let you not cum
Guys, does girth similarity affect the machine’s ability to jerk off different donors?
Someone get the whiteboard…
That’s disgusting. Where would you even buy a horrible machine like that, and how much would that terrible thing cost with shipping?
Search “banana cleaner” on Amazon
My ex used to help everyone out like this too.
When you nut but the milking machine keeps milking
Ransomware: pay 5BTC or I’ll bite your dick off
If they have any extras hmu
Where can i get one? For research purposes of course…
Just Google autoblow. You might have to add a stool or something.
Just went to their website and that shit looks like a parody of itself.
But for $220…
