• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    The far superior Crunchwrap Supreme was practically engineered to solve every case of taco mishap imaginable. Crunchy, tasty, and sh*t doesn’t fly everywhere when you bite into it. It even keeps your hands relatively clean. If you must eat in your car, this is the way to go.

    The only flaw is it doesn’t have a good way to inject hot/medium/mild sauce into the envelope, and I’m pretty sure you can’t order it prepared that way.

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    10 months ago

    The taco is just an objectively inferior vessel for transporting food to your mouth. It has two whole open sides that are level with it’s base and it’s open to the air all across the top. It wouldn’t matter what you put on top. It will still spill out. You have to turn your head 90 degrees horizontal to eat a damn taco. Burritos are superior.

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    10 months ago

    I’ll never understand why they don’t just put the cheese directly on top if the meat so it gets all melty and delicious. That’s how I do my tacos at home: It goes meat, cheese, hot sauce, lettuce, cilantro, then pico, in that order. Don’t forget to fry shells yourself using corn tortillas. Don’t buy that pre-made Old El Paso bullshit.

    And now I want to make tacos.

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      10 months ago

      I put the cheese first, then meat on top to melt it and make the meat stick to the tortilla.

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      10 months ago

      The real answer is because they don’t look as good. Marketing decided they look sad and pathetic if all you can see is lettuce, since the amount of cheese and meat is so small anyways. They want you to SEE it has cheese. They don’t care if you can’t taste it because it’s on your lap.

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    10 months ago

    It makes more sense that they are just assholes rather than they can’t figure out basic taco architecture, despite 50+ years in the taco making biz.

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          10 months ago

          Taco Bell cheese wouldn’t melt in the microwave. You want “melty cheese” there, get the nacho sauce.

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            10 months ago

            I used to order them without lettuce when I used to go there, and it’ll melt on the ride home. Won’t be pretty or good, but it’ll do

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            10 months ago

            I’m sorry but what?

            It’ll melt on the 30m drive from the nearest TB to my house, it melts when I reheat tacos from the taco box no problem

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    10 months ago

    Cheese on top is OK, just gotta melt it. Acts as a sorta glue. Without melting? Yeah get fucked